Well hello! It has been AGES since I wrote a post on the blog. I could regale you with the list of reasons justifying my absence, but the quick version is that things went shitty, then started to get better. My head went along for the ride and thankfully things are looking good – or at least, I am dealing with them better.
While I was away, different bits and pieces happened. Scouty scored a spider bite to the bum, and beloved had her first ever showcase with her designs. I’m not sure why those two things are paired in my mind. But let us just enjoy the strange side by side resting of those events for a moment.
Anyway anyway, I was visiting my sister and my furry nephew, and I came home with this:
It used to be my Nan’s, this sunflower jar. My nan was and is one of my best people, so I love that this jar is residing in my home. I popped it on my bedside table, promising that I would find a place for it later.
And to be honest, I am not really sure what came over me.
But a few days later, when beloved still hadn’t noticed it, I picked it up and showed her.
She asked what it is.
And for some reason, my brain said to itself, “Let’s just leave one little letter off the answer, ok?” and I agreed.
I replied with, “It’s Nan!”
Beloved (freezes): What did you say?
Me: It’s Nan.
Beloved: Um, you’re going to need to find a new place for your Nan’s ashes to go. Not in the bedroom.
Me (picking up the jar and popping it open): Why? It’s not like they’re going to spill or leap out at you.
Beloved: PUT THE LID BACK ON! PUT THE FUCKING LID BACK ON!
Me (Laughing hysterically. Segues into a pretend coughing fit. The jar, which is open, is fumbled, fumbled, fumbled…)
Beloved: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Me: It’s empty darling.
Beloved (continues panicking).
Me (changes jarmie pants and tries to stop laughing).
Admit it. You’ve missed the blog.
I’ll try to blog more regularly, now that the sun is shining again.
When was the last time you wet yourself laughing?