Two of me


I had the most bizarre happening occur yesterday. I actually came here to write more about EMDR, but then I remembered this story from yesterday and I felt I had to share it with you. You see, if not for my voracious appetite in the womb, I think there is a possibility that I COULD HAVE BEEN A TWIN!!!

I went to the GP yesterday and mentioned the ongoing pressure headaches and earaches I’ve been having for the last month or so. She took looked into my ear. And looked. And looked some more. My god it hurt. Anyway she finally yanked the tool of torture out of my ear and asked me if I knew that I have TWO EAR CANAL EXITS in one ear. I said no. She looked again, then looked in the other ear. Then back to the first ear. She said that I either have a huge tympanic membrane with a divot in it, or two ear canal exits.

I pondered this.

Remembered my superfluous third nipple, and the additional nerve I have in one finger, and came to what seems to be the only logical conclusion:


Makes sense to me.

The more I thought about it, the more obvious it was: My toes are a little too long. My hair is very very thick. I’m quite overweight. I’m fairly tall. Could it be that I was meant to be two people? Maybe I’m actually a petite, short-toed, normal nippled, small ear, thin haired TWIN?

What do you reckon?

More on EMDR tomorrow, or maybe tonight.

If I had a twin, I’d just get them to write it on their totally sensible and boring blog.

Curiouser and curiouser…


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