Crappy Cupcakes


I bought something on eBay recently that I’m not proud of. But before I tell you what it is, let me just say that when you consider all the things it could have been, I did quite well. I mean, I have seen listings for farts in jars, burnt toast and more. So when I handed over $1.50 and purchased a fake poo, I have to say I was able to feel pretty impressed by my own self-censoring.

When I received a parcel in the post today, I did a small happy dance. I thought it was going to be Harry’s Superman doggy coat, but no! It was my plastic poo! And you know what? It couldn’t have come at a better time. Because I had a chocolate cake mix in the cupboard and my beloved was at work. Time for the best prank ever.

Here’s how it played out…

I made the cake into cupcakes, and iced eleven of them in a rather boring way. See if you can spot my special cupcake…

Image by The Naughty Corner

Image by The Naughty Corner

If you remember, my beloved had been at work. She finished early but still looked like she’d appreciate a chocolatey treat with her cuppa. So, like the loving girlfriend I am, I plated up.

Image by The Naughty Corner

Image by The Naughty Corner

Delectable, yes?

Anyway anyway, I carried my plate of goodness over to my beloved, with my phone ready to snapshot the moment. I think the look on her face says it all…

Image by The Naughty Corner

Image by The Naughty Corner

Cost to purchase fake poo: $1.50

Cost of chocolate cake mix: $2.99

The look on my beloved’s face when I serve her a plastic poo on top of a cupcake? PRICELESS!

I can’t wait until she realises I bought two of them…


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